Step 1: The Alleged (But Probably Not) Crime

Because we all have the potential for wickedness in our hearts......

Step 2: The Defense

Because humor is the gateway into the soul, and the joke reveals all......

Step 3: Reasoned Judgement

Because guilt or innocence must be determined, and the Head Judge is Solomon incarnate when it comes to deciphering someone's comedic sensibility.....

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Step 4: The Execution

Because justice waits for no man.......

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Step 5: Crowd Reaction

Because sober reflection is the only way to ensure continued equity......

See??? Sober reflection.....